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Posted on 5/12/13 4:49:15 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by GotGame777 at 5-12-2013 06:31 AM

Got A Joke or Anything Humorous To Share? This Is The Place For It! :D Just keep things clean and respectful to others, or else... :shutup: LOL!!! :lol


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#2
Posted on 5/13/13 10:47:18 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

KOOL! they are all having a ball!:D

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#3
Posted on 5/16/13 12:37:58 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

The Cup Holder


Customer: "Can you help me, the cup holder on my new computer broke, and I don't know what to do?

Friend: "Cup holder? What are you talking about? None of our computers come with a cup holder attached to them, and I've never heard of one that did."

Customer: Yes, well the one you sold me did, and the other day I went to set a mug of coffee on it and it just snapped off!"

Friend: "Sir, can you describe what the cup holder looks like, because I still can't picture what a cup holder on a computer would look like?"

At this point the customer is getting a little irritated!

Customer: "Look, I don't know how you could not know that you sell computers with cup holders on them, because it's right in the middle of the thing, and when you push a button on the side, it pops out so you can set your drink on it, and it says 4X on the front cover!"

A long pause . . .

Friend: Sir, are you telling me, you're using your CD-Rom drive as a beverage holder?"

Customer: "What's a CD-Rom Drive?"

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#4
Posted on 5/16/13 12:42:42 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Tech Support


Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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#5
Posted on 5/16/13 12:46:38 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

GotGame777 replied at 5-16-2013 01:37 PM
The Cup Holder

Customer: "Can you help me, the cup holder on my new computer broke, and I don't kno ...

hahahaha!!!!!

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#6
Posted on 5/16/13 12:51:39 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when
his guide dog peed on his leg.
He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit
for the dog.
A passer by who’d seen everything remarked:
“That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.”
“Not really,” came the reply. “
I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can
kick him.”

Please note that no animals were harmed in the creation of this joke

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#7
Posted on 5/16/13 12:53:29 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.
He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He
tries to stand one more time and falls again. He
figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air
and maybe that will sober him up.
Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again.
He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his
house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into
bed.
The next morning, his wife stands over him
shouting, “So, you’ve been out boozing again!”
“What makes you say that?” he asks, putting on an
innocent face.
“The pub called — you left your wheelchair there
again.”

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#8
Posted on 5/16/13 1:43:51 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by GotGame777 at 5-16-2013 12:58 AM

Kitty Purry



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Posted on 5/16/13 1:45:37 AM | Show thread starter's posts only


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Posted on 5/17/13 7:06:06 AM | Show thread starter's posts only


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