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Posted on 11/4/13 12:07:40 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by FirstLady2013 at 12-30-2013 06:25 AM

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#2
Posted on 11/4/13 5:21:14 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

It was Sunday and this couple usually go to church together.  The husband sings in the choir. This particular Sunday the wife was sick so the husband went alone.   When he came home  after church he had two black eyes.  His wife said "What in the world happened to you?"  The husband said "it went like this.  When we stood up to sing the first song the woman in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack, so I pulled it out."  "Yes" said the wife, "I understand where one black eye came from but what happened to the other eye?"  "Well, the woman was so upset at me for pulling her dress out that the next time we stood up I put it back."

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Posted on 11/5/13 12:46:10 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

k53997741g cevapladı: 11-4-2013 06:21 PM
It was Sunday and this couple usually go to church together.  The husband sings in the choir. This p ...

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#4
Posted on 11/6/13 3:14:36 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

:@:P:$:dizzy::(:D:P:curse::loveliness::dizzy:

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#5
Posted on 11/6/13 3:26:38 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

:lol:curse:

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Posted on 11/6/13 4:29:26 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

mother Teresa and her nuns were riding down the streets on their bikes.
And the nuns would not stop laughing. So mother Teresa said to her nuns "if you don't stop laughing i'm going to put your seats back on.

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Posted on 11/6/13 5:05:20 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by FirstLady2013 at 11-6-2013 06:23 AM

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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#8
Posted on 11/6/13 5:08:11 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. " My hand is placed on my release ring, they place me in the door and tell me when to jump. Out I go!"

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" ask his friend.

"Oh," replies the blind man, "as soon as the dog's leash goes slack."

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#9
Posted on 11/6/13 5:33:34 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Nasrettin Hodja's donkey was stolen. In stead of consolling, his neighbours were blaming him saying.

"You should have locked the shed,"

"Didn't you hear any noises?"

"You should have tied the donkey securely."

Nasrettin Hodja listened patiently, for awhile and finnaly said,

"Well, you are putting all the blame on me. Do you think the thief was innocent?"

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#10
Posted on 11/6/13 5:34:13 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Hodja was running as fast and shouting as loud as he could. Somebody saw him and thought something had happened to him. So, he ran up to Nasrettin Hodja and asked,

"What happened, Hodja?"

Nasreddin Hodja kept on running and said,

"I wondered how far my voice travels. So, I am running after it."

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