Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
A lady went to a doctor to complain about a pain in her side. He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation.
Not quite trusting the doctor, she went to another physician for a second opinion.
This time, the doctor said her gall bladder has to be removed.
Feeling horrified at the diagnosis, the woman told her friend: "I'm returning to my first doctor. I'd rather have appendicitis, than gall bladder removed."
When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
One of Hodja’s sons is a potter in a nearby village. One day he says:
“Dad, I spent all my money on these pots. If it is sunny and they all dry in time, I’ll be rich. But if it rains, my mum will cry (it is an idiom in Turkish which means to be in distress h to be in a great difficulty)
Then Hodja calls on his elder son who lives in another village. His son says:
“Dad, I spent all my fortune on this farm. If it rains in time, I’ll become rich. But there is drought, my mum will cry.”
Hodja returns home bored. His wife says:
“What happened, Effendi? Why are you sulky today?”
“That is not important. You think of your own case. It doesn’t matter whether it rains or not; one of our sons mother will cry in any case.