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#91
Posted on 11/7/13 2:23:29 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

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#92
Posted on 11/7/13 2:25:51 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

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#93
Posted on 11/7/13 2:27:05 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

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#94
Posted on 11/7/13 2:31:36 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

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#95
Posted on 11/7/13 2:45:20 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

I used to think the brain was the most important organ, then I thought "Look whos telling me that?"

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#96
Posted on 11/7/13 3:06:32 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Andy: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, because I married the wrong woman

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#97
Posted on 11/7/13 3:06:41 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

A lady went to a doctor to complain about a pain in her side. He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation.

Not quite trusting the doctor, she went to another physician for a second opinion.

This time, the doctor said her gall bladder has to be removed.

Feeling horrified at the diagnosis, the woman told her friend: "I'm returning to my first doctor. I'd rather have appendicitis, than gall bladder removed."

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#98
Posted on 11/7/13 3:09:32 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..

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#99
Posted on 11/7/13 3:09:57 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Labrave Heart replied at 11-6-2013 07:09 PM
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.

The Scotsman got ...

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#100
Posted on 11/7/13 3:12:32 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

One of Hodja’s sons is a potter in a nearby village. One day he says:

“Dad, I spent all my money on these pots. If it is sunny and they all dry in time, I’ll be rich. But if it rains, my mum will cry (it is an idiom in Turkish which means to be in distress h to be in a great difficulty)

Then Hodja calls on his elder son who lives in another village. His son says:

“Dad, I spent all my fortune on this farm. If it rains in time, I’ll become rich. But there is drought, my mum will cry.”
Hodja returns home bored. His wife says:

“What happened, Effendi? Why are you sulky today?”
“That is not important. You think of your own case. It doesn’t matter whether it rains or not; one of our sons mother will cry in any case.

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