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#321
Posted on 12/13/13 9:52:03 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by Steve Morgan at 12-13-2013 10:53 PM

A barber decides that for 1 week he will give free haircuts to give back to his community. The florist comes in and after the haircut he refuses payment. The next day the barber finds a dozen roses at his door.
  Later that day a baker comes in for a haircut. After the haircut he again refuses payment and explains he is giving back to the community. The next day he finds a dozen donuts at his door.
  Later that day a congressman gets his hair. The barber explains again and refuses payment. The next day he shows up at his shop and finds a dozen Congressmen at his door.

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#322
Posted on 12/13/13 9:54:19 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

YO
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#323
Posted on 12/13/13 9:54:49 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

I feel bad for the youth of today who weren't alive when Eddie Murphy exploded into comedy like a force of nature. He generated comedy from every gesture and inflection, and the fact that he could also write some solid standup and actually do characters only heightened the experience. But ultimately, he was just funny. His essence. And that's why he's a great way to start this list -- because with one silent expression, he generates the perfect response for a smart young black man suffering under the weight of rich, patronizing, old-boy condescension.

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#324
Posted on 12/13/13 9:55:12 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

I feel bad for the youth of today who weren't alive when Eddie Murphy exploded into comedy like a force of nature. He generated comedy from every gesture and inflection, and the fact that he could also write some solid standup and actually do characters only heightened the experience. But ultimately, he was just funny. His essence. And that's why he's a great way to start this list -- because with one silent expression, he generates the perfect response for a smart young black man suffering under the weight of rich, patronizing, old-boy condescension.

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#325
Posted on 12/13/13 9:57:37 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

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#326
Posted on 12/13/13 9:57:53 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

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#327
Posted on 12/13/13 11:57:09 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

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#328
Posted on 12/13/13 11:57:50 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Mohd Hanis replied at 12-14-2013 12:57 AM
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#329
Posted on 12/13/13 8:45:15 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went to school?
Bison.

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#330
Posted on 12/13/13 11:16:52 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by FirstLady2013 at 12-14-2013 06:24 PM

12-13-13

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