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Posted on 12/19/13 5:14:08 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

happy holiday

Posted on 12/30/13 11:13:34 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Hopefully not posted before...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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Posted on 2/1/14 11:54:38 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

f u  you firstlady2013

Posted on 2/1/14 11:55:24 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

firstlady2013 can i slept with you