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#51
Posted on 11/6/13 7:55:57 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Professional Advice

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”

“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer

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#52
Posted on 11/6/13 8:00:21 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Child pushing himself next to his grandfather.
-Grandad, will you close your eyes?
-Why should I close them, child?
-Because mummy and daddy said, if grandaddy just closes his eyes, we will be very rich.

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#53
Posted on 11/6/13 8:06:22 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

airport security passport control and asking question to temel now ....


-Name?
-Temel.
-Surname?
-Dursunoğlu
-Age?
-30
-Sex?
-Once or Twice per week
-No I mean male or female
-Doesn't matter.

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#54
Posted on 11/6/13 8:43:21 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side

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#55
Posted on 11/6/13 8:43:53 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side

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#56
Posted on 11/6/13 8:44:57 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side

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#57
Posted on 11/6/13 8:45:45 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

:'(;P:P:$:funk::curse::loveliness:;P:funk::dizzy::Q:L:D

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#58
Posted on 11/6/13 9:07:46 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

What did the Psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?      I can clearly see you're nuts!:D            

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#59
Posted on 11/6/13 10:20:06 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

what is black, white and red all over answer =news paper

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#60
Posted on 11/6/13 10:30:42 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Edited by k53997741g at 11-6-2013 10:51 AM

why did the chicken crosss the road.  to get to the other side

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