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#71
Posted on 11/7/13 3:31:21 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Can u believe the crazy stuff people do these days? I was at church & someone started drinking beer right next to me! I was so shocked I almost dropped my weed.:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

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#72
Posted on 11/7/13 3:32:01 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

thinks some peoples relationship status should be "In a relationship with ___ while cheating with ___ and at the same time talking to ___"

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#73
Posted on 11/7/13 3:34:25 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

good 1,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nice creativeee

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#74
Posted on 11/7/13 3:34:46 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

(44929096) replied at 11-7-2013 03:32 AM
thinks some peoples relationship status should be "In a relationship with ___ while cheating with __ ...

vryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy niceeeeeeeee

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#75
Posted on 11/7/13 4:24:58 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

+2 exchelent

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#76
Posted on 11/7/13 8:29:38 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

I just want to share this.;P This is about The Nun and the Fig Leaf

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should ..."

"Why not?" the nun asked.

"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

So, the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"

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#77
Posted on 11/7/13 10:53:51 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, 'What's your name?' asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.' :o:lol

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#78
Posted on 11/7/13 10:55:15 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

(44929096) replied at 11-7-2013 10:53 AM
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, 'What's your name?' asked the chicken, 'Bond, James B ...

wow........................vry niceeeeeeee

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#79
Posted on 11/7/13 11:12:14 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

You're so dumb when somebody was trying to steal your T.V., you were chasing him saying you forgot the remote

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#80
Posted on 11/7/13 11:13:54 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

You're so poor when you invited me round to dinner there were 3 beans on a plate and I took one and you said "Oy! Don't be so greedy

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