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#81
Posted on 11/7/13 1:54:35 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”

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#82
Posted on 11/7/13 1:59:24 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

hay igg  :P:P:P

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#83
Posted on 11/7/13 2:00:53 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

kodo5(79821817) cevapladı: 11-6-2013 05:43 AM
Some kids are playing by the stream. Seeing Nasreddin Hodja, they plan to pull a prank. They entagle ...

:handshake

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#84
Posted on 11/7/13 2:01:11 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

kodo4(79821736) cevapladı: 11-6-2013 05:41 AM
One day, Nasreddin Hodja walks over to Akşehir Lake with copper bucket in his hands and starts pour ...

:victory:

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#85
Posted on 11/7/13 2:02:05 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

kodo4(79821736) cevapladı: 11-6-2013 05:41 AM
One day, Nasreddin Hodja walks over to Akşehir Lake with copper bucket in his hands and starts pour ...

:'(:L{:3_46:}{:2_27:}

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#86
Posted on 11/7/13 2:02:43 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

kodo3(79821702) cevapladı: 11-6-2013 05:40 AM
Nasreddin Hodja suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night.
-"Old woman, get up, quick! I can't fi ...

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#87
Posted on 11/7/13 2:03:35 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Khalkedon Map cevapladı: 11-6-2013 05:33 AM
Nasrettin Hodja's donkey was stolen. In stead of consolling, his neighbours were blaming him saying. ...

bende isderim

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#88
Posted on 11/7/13 2:13:37 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Carol, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a$$-hole”. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.
So Mary called him a “ $hit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.

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#89
Posted on 11/7/13 2:17:20 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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#90
Posted on 11/7/13 2:19:13 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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