A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
“Humans r Soluble in water”
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Carol, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a$$-hole”. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.
So Mary called him a “ $hit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
1 from Harward:
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!